question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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