so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
