that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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