ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i will never coherently bang her
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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