The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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