i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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