Nicole vs. Life
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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