haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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