Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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