Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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