sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
They have beer where we have blood.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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