I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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