I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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