sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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