ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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