What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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