It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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