God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
