my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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