all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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