you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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