Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
foreskin is a definite game changer
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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