What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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