Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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