Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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