just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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