also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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