Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
