You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
that may or may not have been my penis.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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