Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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