Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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