o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
then he tried to convert me to islam
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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