Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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