somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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