i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I wish you could order shots online.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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