i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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