he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
no, he came in my armpit
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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