Jerry, you need to find god
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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