i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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