I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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