i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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