I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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