So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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