like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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