It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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