Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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