i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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