im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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