he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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