It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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