that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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