But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Randomize
