You can't special order awesome
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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