How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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