I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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