yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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